Posted by Brian on January 15, 1999 at 02:10:39:
>A Marine was on his way home from the pentagon and was stuck in
>traffic that he thought was worse than usual. Noticing a policeman
>walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, whats the holdup?"
>
>The policeman says, "The President is so depressed about being
>impeached that he has stopped his motorcade and he's threatening
>to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says he's
>betrayed his country, his family hates him, and he doesn't have the
>$33 million he owes his lawyers. I'm walking around taking up a
>collection for him."
>
>"Oh, really?" the marine says. "How much have you collected so far?"
>
>"Only 25 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning!"
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